SMS UPDATE # 07

 


By: Kraa.


Question- What is the difference between girlfriend and wife?


Answer-Girlfriend is a prepaid tension and Wife is postpaid tension.So landline is better [Neighbour Girl].


By: Vonamour



Definition of a BOSS:


’’Boss is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month’’.



PAULOSE POSTS


a divorce case comes for hearing. the case is filed by the woman. the judge asks the man what he has to say, he replies ’’your honour, I am harmless person, I dont do anything’’.. the woman intervenes ’’your honour, thats exactly my grouse, he doesnt do anything’’ !!


CHEEK’S CONTRIBUTION


Advice of Doctor- ’’Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it and get a new one every three months.’’


FENIL S FUNNY BONES


A girl may not help u 2 get lot of marks.


But marks may help u 2 get lot of girls.


So luv ur studies, not girls.


By BFCC (BOYS FUTURE CARE COMMITTEE)!!!



PRATIMA GANESH WARNS


Early to bed and early to rise makes your girlfriend go out with other guys.


VIJAY BHARAT


Why was Phillip’s girlfriend annoyed?


Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV



VONAMOUR FUNDA


Definition of a BOSS:


’’Boss is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month’’.


JAVED AHMED ADVICES


Always start your day with a lot of S E X


S-mile


E-nergy


X-citement


so make SEX a daily habit,


& u’ll always be SMILING!


BHUPESHRAI ‘S CLASSIC


One person asks to girl - Aapne in me Shaadi ke liye kya dekha.


Girl - Ek to inki “in come” our doosra inke “din come”….


Please note : Above posts are randomly selected good SMS posts, it need not be necessarily a winning entry. I'm sure few more MS members may offer their contribution by adding few more prizes. Send in your entry as early as possible. Best of Luck!



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