Slip of the Tongue!

 WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married


again?"


HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"


HUSBAND: "Of course I do."


WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"


HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."


WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).


HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).


WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"


HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."


WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"


HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"


WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"


HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."


WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"


HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."


WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs ?"


HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."


WIFE: - - -silence - -


HUSBAND: "oh shit"



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