Strictly For Married Men

 Strictly for Married Men ,

Intresting one.........

Every man should get married some time; after all,

happiness is not the only thing in life!!

--Anonymous

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair

that some men should be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

--Scottish Proverb

I don't worry about terrorism.

I was married for two years.

--Sam Kinison

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

--Anonymous

Bachelors know more about women than married men;

if they didn't, they'd be married too.

--H. L. Mencken

• "A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."

- U2

• Marriage is a three-ring circus:

--engagement ring

---wedding ring

----suffering

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.

When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,

you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding

her way back to home always.

--Anonymous

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,

"How about the kitchen?"

--Anonymous

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.

That was only for the estimate.

--Anonymous

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.Then

the mud fell off.

--Anonymous

Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses

to get to married.  He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....."

--Anonymous

Nice one,

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was

diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first  an  approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to  collect himself, then

replied "My wife's first husband."

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make  a  wish, too. But she leaned  over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The  husband was stunned  for a while but then smiled " It really works ! "

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